I’ve had two men steal coleslaw off my plate in Nandos before.
It’s not cute and endearing, it’s annoying.
Like seriously, what the fuck are you doing?
Order your own fucking coleslaw you tight fisted bastard.
I LIKE COLESLAW.
P.s. Don’t you dare think about ordering ANYTHING with added pineapple.
Meat and pineapple do not mix.
That’s a fact.