One of the many benefits of living in London is that you get the opportunity to meet a variety of people from all walks of life.
Or so they say.
Once I got messaged by a guy who I’d ‘super liked’ on Tinder and I was thinking; ‘fuck yeah this guy’s witty and sexy and French and….sexy?’
Anyway, next thing I know he’s asking me to meet him at Mile-End station the following evening where he’ll, and I quote, “pick me up.”
What the fuck Jonathan?
I’m obviously not going to do that am I Jonathan.
Do I look like a nymphomaniac to you Jonathan?
I mean seriously Jonathan there are such things as escort services you can use.
Actually Jonathan you know what might be better?
Is if you just stopped acting like a creep 🙂