So I was talking to this guy, you know, as you do, and he said:
“I sat next to Sue off of Bake Off today on the tube.”
It was literally music to my ears.
Sue Perkins, the one and only, the queen of comedy, my how-to-be-funny idol…
So I said, in a rather abrupt fashion:
“OMG. PLEASE TELL ME YOU GOT A PHOTO.”
“No I should of done but I didn’t have my phone on me.”
I was genuinely offended.
Who doesn’t have their phone on them in the 21st century metropolis that is London?
Lord give me strength.